ASS!!!! There you have it! I've said it! It may be warm somewhere, but it's colder than a Witch's tit here! OH YES I DID!!!
The current weather conditions are 28 degrees and sunny!
It's supposed to be Spring, for the love of nerve!!! Where is the global warming that everyone keeps warning me about! I want to sit for hours on my deck, sipping wine and watching the birdies! I want butterflies!!!! I want to see green trees! I want to see my obsessive lawn neighbors obsessing over their lawns! I want to see bugs! Yes, bugs..buzzing around my head just to piss me off! I want it to be hot enough to whine about how hot it is! I want to hang my coat in the closet and flip it off as I close the door behind me!
I want the friggin' summer!!!! Dammit!!!
This message has been brought to you courtesy of Tracy's long winter psychosis!!!
In Darkness, Light!