Wednesday, May 13, 2009

No Duckin' Way!!

Merry Meet and Happy Morning, Family, Friends, Followers and Lurkers!

So, a few mornings ago, I was watching the ducks swimming around my pond and they began acting strangely. The male duck seemed to be trying to drown the female. At first, I was alarmed! Maybe I should run outside and try to save her! Then I realized, they were mating! In my pond!!! With my fish!!! My husband walked in, just in time to hear me exclaim, "fucking ducks". He glanced out the window and asked, "Why? What did they do?" "No", I said, "literally". "What?", he exclaimed, as he looked out the window. "Don't watch", I scolded him. "Give them some friggin' privacy". "They're ducks, Trace, they don't care who's watching". "Besides, I've never seen fucking ducks before. Maybe we should videotape it!" OH NO HE DIDN'T! I was appalled!!!! Duck Porn!!!

The things you learn about people after 24 years of marriage!

In Darkness, Light!!!


Tracy

6 comments:

Carol said...

Tracy, you are fucking funny!!
Can't believe Ray would do such a thing!!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL

Tracy said...

Oh c'mon Carol! Of course he would!

greekwitch said...

How cute!and kinda sick!lol

SeeThroughGreen said...

heheheheheee! thats great! I saw fucking crows the other day...I didnt know they could get in those kinds of positions lol! interesting....

Tracy said...

Crow Porn? Have birds no morals?

Tracy said...

greekwitch said...
How cute!and kinda sick!lol


Yeah, having a twisted sense of humor is kind of a requirement in my house }:)